Friday, November 9, 2018

A Yell And Stop Kinda Hop!

The cat runs under the bed. Some humans hurt my head. Other humans are just scary. Some may even be far too hairy. But we don't look at those. They may scare us with their pose. I said POSE. Don't roll your eyes and curl up your nose.

We are here.
We are right near.
As in right beside.
We smile wide.

Did you see?
Do you see?
A cheat from me?
Did or do times three.

Can it be done?
It is such fun.
FUN I say.
Turn my way.

I want you to do that.
DO IT, CAT.
Maybe I mean Pat.
DO IT, BRAT.

That covers all.
One size on the wall.
Fits and works.
So has PERKS.

Hurry up already.
Traffic isn't steady.
HURRY UP ALREADY.
It still comes steady.

Work, you thing.
Work at the ding.
WORK, YOU STUPID THING.
Still no ding.

Stop itching.
It brings twitching.
STOP ITCHING.
Still got the switching.

Give it to me.
That I need to see.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'll turn you over my knee.

We need to clean.
I want it serene.
WE NEED TO CLEAN.
Still the same scene.

Did you catch on? CATCH ON BY DAWN? Still in the lurch? You rang at your perch. So we shall tell. You humans love the yell. You yell at it to try and make it get done. Yeah, like that will work under any sun. You kinda have to do it or wait. Traffic won't magically move faster if you yell at it, mate. The house can't get clean if you don't take a cleaning pass. No need to yell, I'm Right, at my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

58 comments:

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    1. Ha! When Blue comes to play
      He wins at your bay

      Hello Hank
      Hello True
      How are you?

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    2. Good morning Blue
      Good morning True
      Great to be with you
      Welcome back Blue!

      Hank

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    3. Blue yells, faster than them all.

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    4. It's as true
      As my blue suede shoe

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    5. Blue sure has the copy and paste
      In with post haste
      Or maybe pre
      The sequel pre thing for thee

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    6. No copy and paste
      Just typing with haste

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    7. Haste to start
      Then a paste depart

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    1. A 3-way tie!
      Not happened in a long while

      Hank

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    2. Everyone is up today
      all wanting a #1 display

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    3. All sure jumped today
      After a rest yesterday at our bay

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  3. A real treat to read Pat. Must get Tennessee to write a verse someday,

    Yvonne.

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  4. Good morning to skip trying for number one.
    Catch by dawn? Now all I can hear is dead by dawn. I watch too many movies...

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    1. haha sure got us beat
      Even though we've watched many at our street

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  5. Doesn't help, but can make you feel better sometimes.

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  6. Some around here are always slow to catch on, or catch up!

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  7. My hubby is king of the yell
    In the car, at the tv, he does not have to tell
    Me what he has on his mind.
    He rants daily, he is one of a kind.
    He is my ADHD man
    Tiring but still loving, I’m Still his #1 fan.

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  8. I will yell at traffic......and no, it does not listen to me.
    Ray yells at the TV during Cowboy games....and they don't listen to him.
    Good to exercise some lung power

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    1. haha exercising works for all
      Guess the voice won't stall

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  9. I do not yell, but talk I do
    To my sewing machine, my camera, too,
    My car, my bike, my phone, all at my zoo!

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    1. haha do they talk back?
      Make pills for that at the loony shack

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  10. Honking your horn in a traffic jam
    Is that the equivalent of yelling
    does anyone give a damn (oops)


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  11. A Yell And Stop Kinda Hop!
    Big yells difficult to stop
    Talking is resilience
    It breaks the silence
    Allows one to stay on top

    Hank

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  12. American tourists are great at visiting other countries, and yelling at those "foreigners" -- when actually, we're the foreigners -- because that'll help them understand English even when they don't speak our language. And if that doesn't work in and of itself? In addition to the yelling, try speaking in an appropriate accent as well!

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    1. haha at least they are trying to "help" out
      All should be the way Americans are when out and about

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  13. Mainly yell at the TV during a game
    like that will make any difference at all
    but it does kind of feel good once in awhile
    especially football in the fall

    betty

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    1. Somethings may need a yell
      At the ring of a bell

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  14. I know how you feel Pat/cat!
    Have a nice weekend!

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  15. Yelling doesn't help. Unless it's some form a stress release for the yeller.

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  16. Yelling never makes someone do something better or faster. Yelling accomplishes nothing.

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    1. Well it pisses some off
      So less gets done the more they scoff

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  17. Yelling at the cats doesn't help at all.
    They just ignore me like I'm a brick wall.
    But the dog that's still hanging around.
    Looks at me like I'm saying something profound.

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  18. I tell my husband this too, but he doesn't listen. He still yells in traffic and at the tv.

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    1. haha has to get it out
      Feels better after a shout?

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  19. Yelling doesn't help.
    It only make the yeller feel worse!

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  20. I tell the light to hurry sometimes in the morning on the way to work. It doesn't listen. I don't yell at it...figuring I'd get the same 'no listening' result. ;)

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    1. haha yeah, still would ignore
      At each and every shore

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  21. I know I don't like to be yelled at. I do not respond well. :)
    ~Jess

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