Thursday, February 7, 2019

Go Figure It Out With This Shout!

The cat will give you math today. That is what you humans say. Or it comes from it. One plus one equals such shit. Did you think I'd say two? Go figure at your zoo.

Time to shine.
Time to win.
Things shall align.
Sure not a sin.

But away you spin.
Away you pluck.
Can't do it in.
What the fluck?

Figures you'd fail.
Figures you'd faint.
So hit the trail.
A winner you ain't.

Bad grammar award.
Did I just win?
I'll have it bronzed and stored.
Eat your heart out Rin Tin Tin.

Not literally though.
Better off eating crap.
Go figure Mr. Crow.
You're such a sap.

Figured that out?
You're up on me.
I have no idea what it's about.
Of course I can lie to thee.

Or maybe lay or laid.
Go figure my shout.
The gutter may trade.
Had to be let out.

Go figure is it.
Or some other shit.
Don't hiss and spit.
Just go figure it.

Add and subtract.
Multiply and divide.
Get in on the act.
Stand and show pride.

Random thoughts pop.
Or they just fade.
So ends this crop.
Go figure the trade.

Did you go figure yet? Are you a user of it and many an other figure set? Go figure, figures, figure it out, figuring things out, and so much more to shout. I figure I'll end there though. I don't want you to figure out things and go. A backwards play. Figuring sure throws one in disarray. Do you have a calculator for life's sass? If not, I figure you'll get plenty from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

48 comments:

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    1. Good morning Hank
      I am running late
      you are one on this date

      Have a beautiful day!

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    2. Good morning True
      Have a beautiful day yourself
      Things are looking good!

      Hank

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    3. Hank stays on top
      Back ahead of the crop

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  2. I figuered it out I probably use bad grammar. Loved they rhyme.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Haha I often have to figure things out
    As I add, subtract , multiply and divide
    Let’s not forget percentages
    A calculator has advantages...

    Have a happy day
    February 7th I like that date
    numbers could have some fate

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    1. Up and down
      Sure how things go in number town

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  4. No calculator in the world could figure some people out.

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    1. Use it to hit them in the head
      Then maybe they'll umm drop dead

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  5. Figuring is part of everything
    Photography, crochet and even quilting
    Hate the math most of the time
    But love the crafts so fine

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    1. Math sure can be a pain
      As it boards many a lane

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  6. I figure you're probably right Pat and the Cat!

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  7. Go Figure It Out With This Shout!
    Was worth a million or thereabouts
    Figures don't lie
    And good for a try
    Hope for the best,just figure it out

    Hank

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  8. I did my taxes the other day, does that count for figuring? Got to get it done before the next shut down. :)

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    1. haha that is true
      Get it done before Trump screws you

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  9. Figured its another work day at my place
    same time and same old place
    so off I go to make the money
    so that I can do something that is funny

    betty

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    1. Money is the key
      Helps let us live as it ain't free

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  10. I could use a calculator for life's sass. Heh.

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    1. Could use it many a way
      Chuck it at the end of the day

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  11. I can't figure out what message you're trying to get across here.

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  12. I'll admit that I do use that phrase sometimes. Usually on myself though, "I'll figure this out."

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  13. orlin N cassie; knot bee in math fanz oh any kind.. figurin iz out for uz all two gether....onlee figure we ever try ta figure out iz... what de hell shape de food servizz gurlz azz iz....

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    1. haha does it bend and shift
      May have to be swift

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  14. All that figuring reminds me of bookkeeping day. Or royalty-check day - even worse!

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  15. I figure I'll skate away from this blog post

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  16. In teaching students how to divide, I used this:

    Divide, Multiply, Subtract, Bring down the digit==>
    D: Dead M:Monkeys S:Smell B:Bad

    So, Bob's your uncle!

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  17. Cannot figure it out. Except that winter is coming to an end, ha.

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  18. It's been such a long day I can't figure anything out. :)
    ~Jess

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  19. Me and figures usually don't mesh. Right now, I am working on my summer figure, but that's not going to well either. Damn chocolate always comes back to bite me in the ass.

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    1. haha need some cream for that bite
      Then it may end up all right

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  20. Go figure, I woke up and it's still a work day. I was hoping if I overslept it'd be the weekend? :)

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    1. Yep, that never works out
      Have to go or the kiddies may pout

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