Need to talk to the cat? Or the human counterpart Pat? I guess that is easy enough to do. Just hit this and send your message through. But BEWARE! I will track you down and make you frown if you send me spam or become a Stalker Sam. Wait! On second thought, I'll just delete like some silly robot.

Have a nice day!
(What? Who me? No!!! I don't really mean have dismay.)