Tuesday, December 11, 2018

A Depiction For All On The Wall!

The depiction of the cat. It is as easy as that. I say and rhyme. I show time to time. That is the one, the one you take and run. Or at least your mind takes. Then it bakes and bakes.

Time to depict.
Forget the conflict.
Depiction is key.
Then it flies free.

I want your vote.
So stand and take note.
I have a family of three.
We are as happy as can be.

I shake hands with babies.
I give lots of maybes.
I keep your hopes high.
Raise your fist to the sky.

I want that job.
Forget about poor Bob.
I am the one for the task.
I have an answer for everything you ask.

I can't do it, really.
But shhh, ignore that dealy.
See? I can't even spell.
But hire me, what the hell.

I drew this art.
Can't get it at Walmart.
It's the true Easter Bunny.
It will be worth lots of money.

See all the clones?
It was copied by drones.
It truly is the best.
My depiction passes the test.

I want that thingy.
For you it will be stingy.
It should be mine.
For you it won't align.

For you it will break.
For you it will...oh for Heaven's sake.
I just want it.
Hand me that shit.

Depict it for me.
Depict it for we.
I say it with conviction,
So just fall for the depiction.

Do you fall for the depiction? Do you treat it like a prediction? So many depict this and that and usually they are full of strat. Or scat. Or shit at that. See? Now I created a depiction of the depicting nuts. Did we just fall into depicting ruts? I better depict the songs of the singing bass. Those will stop you from thinking about the depiction of my depicting the depictors with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Monday, December 10, 2018

It's Not Too Late, Mate!

This is said to many a human mass. They say it to every class. Although usually the ones down lower, they want them to be a grower. Who are they? Bah, some aliens that are grey. Okay? Now let's play.

It's never too late.
Nope, not on this date.
You have plenty of time.
So go drop that dime.

Oh, they are dead?
Had a brain tumor in the head?
I'm sorry to hear that.
I guess that date fell flat.

It's never too late.
Open that front gate.
Let them all in.
Listen to how you'll win.

A deal for me?
I want it from thee.
Oh, my money has gone.
I fell for too many a con.

It's never too late.
Look at that plate.
Don't you want to eat it up?
I bet you'll like what's in the cup.

Why are you in here puking?
Sanitation you are surely nuking.
You waited a whole week before eating?
Damn, you're going to take a beating.

It's never too late.
This is your fate.
The fate given to you.
We sure don't know by who.

Come and buy.
We tell no lie.
Whoops, we sold the house yesterday.
Time you were on your way.

It's never too late.
Look at this common trait.
The trait of the stupid.
Awww, but then there's cupid.

It's never too late.
Too late to deflate.
For sometimes it is.
Whoops, spoiler alert for the never too late biz.

Do you think it is never too late? Hmm, would you want a dead mate? I think the cat just proved that wrong with ease. You humans make it a breeze. Some things it sure is too late for. Maybe even getting into a non 24 hour store. Something as simple as that can come to pass. But, unless you're dead, then its never too late to read my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Comes Right In For The Win!

The cat got warm the other day. Being out in the cold for 8 hours sucks at any bay. But the warmth came back. So nice to be inside a shack. And one with no outside loo. Hey, I've seen as few of those still being used too. Country living at its best. Or not, you decide on the outhouse fest.

Cold as can be.
That would be me.
But warmth comes in.
Let the heater spin.

It takes its time.
Can't warm on a dime.
But it gets there.
Ahhh, hot air.

A rush of warm air.
Umm, did I speak unfair?
Wasn't I clear?
Can you even hear?

A rush to retort.
Are you making a report?
Should we just abort?
You may come up short.

A rush to deny the short.
Yeah, I really hate, Mort.
He's just so short and mean.
He creates such a scene.

A rush to be sarcastic.
Aren't I fantastic?
I'm just the best.
I can pass any test.

A rush to get a full head.
I think you need to rethink what you said.
Some empty space may be up there.
The MRI said so at our lair.

A rush to prove me wrong.
Are you putting it to song?
It might be quite the rush.
Come on and go for it, mush.

A rush to put me down.
Did it make you frown?
But you're still up?
I think you had a hiccup.

A rush to prove me wrong.
Is this the chorus of the song.
Hey, at least I'm warm now.
This rushing thing is really wow.

Do you think rush has lost its meaning? Maybe the dictionary needs a re-screening. Do you rush warmth at your sea? Do you really rush it and have it work for thee? How can you get warm in a rush? Jump in the shower or get frisky with a lush? Hmm, it may work a bit. Still wouldn't say you can rush it. The cold even holds back the green grass. You can't rush that or the warmth of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.