Saturday, March 30, 2019

A Little Out With No About!

The cat is here. Here you peer. Peer you may, even after today. But see you won't. New you don't. What was that? I'm a confusing cat.

Post away.
We do each day.
Each day right here.
Plus that other one near.

That's once a week.
Easy at our creek.
But the cat's every day.
Still easy we say.

Can spit out a rhyme.
It isn't a crime.
Okay, maybe some spittle.
Bah, won't make things brittle.

Unless it's acid spit.
That's some nasty umm shit.
Whoops, we swore.
Or I did at our shore.

I, me, we, or the cat?
We can keep track of that?
Cassie just rolls her eyes.
I think I may get a few sighs.

Sighs of relief?
Could that be grief?
Beats little old me.
I'll just let it be.

Be we will.
Like a rock on a hill.
It gathers no moss.
Just remember to floss.

Where is this going?
A dentist type showing?
Beats little old me.
I'll leave that to thee.

For the cat is out.
Out and maybe about.
Today is the day.
A hiatus is at play.

Yep, that's the status.
We're going on hiatus.
It rhymes if you say it right.
Remember to keep on the light.

The cat is off to search about. We'll be back to spit another rhyme or 50 out. Just time for a vacation at our sea. Off the internet for a bit is a nice way to be. Especially after the 9-5 and life crap. But we'll be back for another lap. Enjoy the a to z. And that's all from me. Except for our usual pass, which is, off I go with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Opt In Before Out With This Shout!

The cat has you opted in at our loony bin. Did you know that? No? Well tough luck where you are at. If you want to opt out you'll have to talk to a Timbuktu dog. Or maybe that's a frog.

A list for you.
A service for me.
Or both come due,
From little old we.

We being the winner.
You being the winner.
My, we aren't a sinner.
We'll both get a great dinner.

We take and you give.
That's the opt in way.
You need it to live.
You magically joined the fray.

You know you did.
You dreamed it up.
Don't pretend it was hid.
It was in your magic cup.

That is right.
It was there.
Cue the spotlight.
You were aware.

You opted in.
You opted with a click.
That is the win.
Don't be a dick.

That's on us?
Oh, come on.
Don't make a fuss.
This isn't a con.

You opted in.
You did it at night.
Take it on the chin.
Everything will be all right.

Just pay the fee.
Just take the mail.
Let everything be.
Now you can't fail.

You want to opt out?
We don't know how to do that.
Sorry, but that's not what we're about.
Just stay opted in where you're at.

Ever get opted into something that you never opted into? I'm sure there are a few things at many a zoo. Then when you try to opt out they magically have no clue. If you can find their magically hidden number or email address in view. Aren't you glad all you get opted in for here is my sass? That can never be opted out of from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

The Bait And Switch Has An Itch!

Humans argue across the land. Some do it where they stand. Others do it from the comfort of Mommy's basement chair. Oh wait, am I supposed to call that your little boy's lair?

Blah, blah, blah.
I give a hahaha.
It may even be more.
I may ha four times at my shore.

But some won't.
Some just don't.
Some argue back.
Brain cells they lack.

What can brainless do?
They don't have a clue.
But what they say is true.
I know, let's use you.

I'm right.
Day or night.
I am so.
You don't know.

She knows though.
She said it was so.
I believe every word.
You are just absurd.

You are picking on him.
You are just so dim.
He said it to be true.
I'm right and not you.

She and he.
Both with me.
And him and her.
They both purr.

Maybe even bark.
This is where I park.
Don't make me move there.
They will be aware.

They will have a fit.
They won't like it.
He will have to move too.
That just won't do.

She'll move there.
Aren't you aware?
I'm doing it for those.
Oh, you have something up your nose.

Do you believe such nuts? They like their bait and switch ruts. They are doing it for your benefit or some other who is near. Their argument is sooooo clear. It is for the others in every way. Their benefit? No way, Jose. Pfffft and I will be a rhyming dog that likes to sniff butts in mass. I say that to help dogs everywhere with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.