Monday, August 20, 2018

A Fundy Whoopdi Say Here Today!

Are we hosting a talk show? Damn, on and on she can go. Maybe she should do radio. I really don't know. Robbie Raisin is just ready to run. She can talk a ton. I'll have to go backstage. I hope we don't have to pay her a per word wage.

Fundy Blue's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo

What will she start off with today. Grab a blanket, you may be here a while listening to all she has to say.

I think adult warnings are sometimes appropriate, but I also think that parents should evaluate those warnings and decide if they are appropriate or not.

I don't have children of my own, but I have spent much of my life in the company of children. Today some parents expose them to too many adult issues, and they should not burden their children with worries and fears. But it's a tough world today, and I have a lot of compassion for parents trying to raise children and get through it.

I've flown on a lot of flights with crying children, and it can be hard for surrounding passengers. I deal with it by putting myself in the child's situation and also the parent's or parents' and summon some compassion for them, especially when the parents are trying to quiet the child.

That said, there are some parents on flights I get very upset with ~ like those who let their child constantly kick the back of my seat (for example).

Have a good one! 

Warning. You and your kids may be up late watching this show. Warning. That was all one retort, you know.

Nope, I am not that kind of Looky Lou. I go after all kinds of things! As for accidents, well the other day I parked my car by the side of the road and raced back to an accident as fast as I could run. One of the cars was surrounded by ambulances and a fire truck, and I only caught a glimpse of it. I thought it was Terry's. But it wasn't. After the shaky relief, I was reminded that we can't sit on our butts. Life is short and we have to make the most of it. Take care, Pat! Don't be a Looky Lou!

So you aren't going to watch your own show? Our viewers may consider that a big no no.

I can hear my brother, sisters, and I begging for "just one more" echoing throughout my childhood. Just one more cookie, just one more game, just one more tv show ... Then adult constraints and responsibilities took over. Bah! Humbug! Now I can't even have cookies in the house! LOL Have one more good one, at the very least, my friend!

Adults do have a way of making ratings tank or not. Those constraints are part of the adult plot.

Your comment had me laughing, Rawknrobyn. You have no idea how many times I've been described as "loyal and true" in my life!

So you want to be a dog? Wow, now it makes sense why you are an air time hog.

You thoroughly freaked me out!
My stomach is flip-flopping about!
I shall have to go find something funny
to calm down my grossed out tummy!

You were freaked out by that? Hmm, maybe you secretly want to be a cat? Wow, sure double the air time today. We'll go to commercial break while Fundy Blue hawks up a hairball and continues on her way.

Give me a break. Give me a break. Give a break of that Kit Kat bar. 

Do you think our advertisers are trying to tell her something? Let's she what else she has to say that will bring us to spring.

Guys + tv + sports ~ I don't get it. Terry can turn on the tv, get a random game in a random sport, and before he knows what, who, or where, he's already cheering and yelling at the tv screen. I get him back though by screaming at political broadcasts. So we each have a real audience of one! I like to go to Parkway, our local bar and ask to watch curling on the rare occasions there is a game on. It's great fun to watch the regulars scratching their heads and wondering what the heck is going on. Have a good one, my friend! 

I'm sure some are yelling at the TV now. Some may even be having a cow.

I barely can get commercial cards out on time, lets alone make them and send them! BB's post on summer blockbusters was thoroughly enjoyable today! Sad to think that during my lifetime people died in isolated outports in Newfoundland when they got cuts that lead to blood poisoning and they couldn't get out to medical help. Have a good one, my rhyming friend. Hey, just a suggestion ~ Have you thought about putting a link to your new blog here? Or maybe you have, and I just can't find it. You think I'm bad with blogging comments? Well, I'm much worse with emails! LOL

Now she's trying to advertise for a whole bunch. No wonder she's bad with emails, as in order to type them she'd have to take off between breakfast and lunch.

Hey Mr. "Pat Hatt cat rhyme time blog!"
I found you through a popular dog,
Ms Sophie Doodle
who can be found through Google.

Okay, that's all the rhyming I can do today, or time will get away from me. You certainly had time on your mind when you wrote the last series of posts. Wasting time? Not in your prime! You have definitely mastered the art of the finish ~ no waiting till you retire when your powers may diminish. Resumes and interviews for a computer to peruse ~ I'm glad that I missed that indignity. See ~ I'm all caught up. Had a few zen moments contemplating all the gorgeous kitties at that other lair. I could use a word volcano cat as I dig myself a time sucking hole always searching for the right word. You think OCD is bad, Pat? Try ADHD with OCD! LOL Have a great day at your bay!

That is a lot of acronyms to be had. Hmmm maybe we should send her some medication at her pad. Or a rubber room. She's even advertising for that Pat guy that others have let loom.

I agree with her that dreams can contain messages and premonitions. I've have experienced both. Sometimes in my dreams I dream about past dreams within a current dream, and some nightmares I have had repeatedly since my earliest childhood. Maybe I should do a dream-based novel.

That would be one long arse novel we bet. I think our camera crew have went home for the night and left set.

Hey, hey ~ at your bay!
I'm catching up in threes this week.

You threw a new idiom at me: "At least my mind isn't a wreck."
It wouldn't work for me, because some days I wonder if mine is a wreck ~ LOL!

I'm a skeptic about driverless cars, at least not anytime soon. I'm more worried about endless drones filling our skies, especially from Amazon. We might end up with a lot of package rustlers.

I have to order this year's IWSG anthology, now that I am home. And I'm definitely going to order "The Connective." Looks really good. I remember learning all of Nova Scotia's counties in third grade, so I'm thinking that setting might well be near Liverpool, N.S. Good luck with your latest novel. Pat!

Can we even say more? This was a show that needs its own tour from shore to shore. She's even advertising again. Robbie Raisin now needs to take a nap, as we've gone past ten.


Look at Fundy Blue go. She sure knows how to put on a Whoopdi Friggin Doo show. Heck, she could do a whole season. Of course some may think that treason. Maybe it's a dream of a dream of a dream she has each night. Standing under a Whoopdi Friggin Doo spotlight. Sure had fun poking fun at that Fundy lass. Told her we would last year with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

A Rat In The Way With Whoopdi Today!

Is someone going to rat on me? I hear rat sex brings them to this sea. Why am I posting here again? I guess he has the pen. Robbie Raisin must seek out a new place. I don't want any rat sex in my face.

Mary Kirkland's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo

Let's see what words of wisdom shine through today. We hope a herd of rats don't come out to play.

Paper cuts hurt.

Short and sweet I guess. Can you say more, not less?

Oh no, not clowns.

Is this a repeat of yesterday? Are you camera shy or calling me a clown at your bay?

Bacteria on doorknobs cure cancer. Well hell, I better rub myself all over those cruddy doorknobs. Or maybe not. eww lol 

Please don't try that at home. Maybe we are better off when she doesn't let her words roam.

Drinking in the shower is a bad idea.

More wise words from Mary. Drinking in a shower can end up scary.

I love Halloween. I'm all about the horror movies, Halloween candy and spooky decorations.

I guess she likes scary. Maybe she will drink in the shower now, oh Mary.

Psycho bee's? Sounds like the bee's knee's. 

She sure has been drinking. What is she thinking?

Wood? Like morning wood? LOL No, never that. 

Whoa, that was rhetorical, you know. We don't really want to know what you got below.

A fake disease. Nope, don't think I've had one of those. 

Well that is good. For you and your ummmm wood.

My dog could care less about the fireworks as well. There were a couple of illegal ones that got shot off last year around here that scared me they were so loud but Falcor just slept.

So he doesn't get a thrill from your thrill? Sounds like a pup that fits the bill.

Blue is such a nice guy. I feel bad that he sleeps on the couch though. lol 

Are we talking about a guy or your dog? Playing with no wood would probably leave a guy in the fog. That's all the wise words we can handle for today. Now go enjoy piling that wood after our final commercials have their say.


Mary sure went this way and that. And she didn't even mention a rat. I guess viewers searching for rat sex will have to go elsewhere. Maybe this time they'll find her lair. The true rat lass and not my ever so rat sex free little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

A Fact Doo With A Whoopdi Crew!

I am the only crew. That will not do. You need to make these a hit. You don't want to see me spit. Robbie Raisin can spit far. Or I may just go to the bar. Such a hard life this racket. Maybe we'll move up a bracket.

Whoopdi Friggin Doo

Just the facts today. Doesn't seem like he has much to say. This may be a dull show. Do we have the Jeopardy tune to give a go?

had to be #1 and #2
that will make you blue

So if you are both numbers you go blue like dreams from bad slumbers?

Hail Santa  

Okay. Is 2 words all you can say?

Everyday is now Funday 

You doubled it to four. What fun taking a funday tour.

just one more, never satisfied

Nice of you to make that five. How will our viewers make it out of this alive?

ask any area with red lights
or the internet

The internet tells the truth? Hmmm, may be better off asking Aunt Ruth.

Talk about a breakthrough

Talk about one step forward two words back. Do words you lack?

All hands on deck

Do we want to know about the deck? I hope there isn't a dust speck.

When the singing wall bass has become the magic 8ball

That was out of the blue. I guess that means you are #1 and #2?

On my planet, it is a digit that represents the value of being the top person on the comment list. 

So you are an alien spy? Upwards the ratings are now going to fly.

Flying fish do have wings

cement can be if you have some gold spray paint (kinda)

only if they have good aim

I want to BELIEVE

Only those made by House Martell, they also can't be bent or bowed.

Cloud is in Smash Bros, close enough

I hope not.

And they ghosts have never been happier

I knew it. 

Whoa. It is alien talk. I'll have to take this to Spock. We have a prober on our show giving commands. Don't buy into their demands. Resist the probing when they come across the globe glowing and strobing.


That is how Adam knows so much. He can reach into a head, let's say head, and touch. He gets everything through his finger. He just has to let it linger. No aliens will get near me. I don't want to believe at my sea. He even hails Santa and the singing bass. I may have to watch that singing fish when it lingers near my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.