Thursday, April 18, 2013

A Name Not The Same!

So for P I thought it would be fun to do a Pat run. I know all want to know what is the real name of Pat at our show. Yeah, the cat will finally tell as he rings the P A to Z bell.

Get ready to hear,
Perk up your ear,
Come closer, dear.
That word causes fear.

It's Foghorn Corn,
Since the day he was born.
Don't believe me?
Damn, I can't fool thee.

It's Klipper Clapper,
He's a mighty fine trapper.
It's Freedom Hatt,
He's really really fat.

Nope, Bubbles Magoo,
Is the name that is true.
I sure hope not,
Would not bestow that name on a robot.

Whoopdi Doo,
A relation to the mutt at our zoo.
Fartin Martin works.
Could pass gas and scare away jerks.

Books by Fartin Martin could be all the craze,
Even if the gas left you in a daze.
Of course if they stink,
That would tickle Fartin Martin pink.

Sadly, its Dugo Donald Diefenbaker.
Triple D could be a money maker.
At least one of the D's isn't Dick,
That would sound less slick.

Tucker Trucker is the best,
It passes the umm clucker test.
Peter Horne works too,
Many really have that last name near my zoo.

Orlin it really is,
Wait! That's mine with the rhyming biz.
Being named after a cat,
How about that?

So after all of that,
Still think it isn't Pat?
I mean you were given such great names by the cat,
Fartin Martin is still fat.

This came about as a while back Pat was given a shout, that one did not think it was his real name. So the cat decided to mame. But for those who think otherwise they are out of luck, as it has nothing to do with anything that rhymes with truck. Pat Hatt is truly what came to pass, so just trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

116 comments:

  1. A book character like Martin would be well received by little boys everywhere, I'm sure of it. ;)

    I was buying in (thinking 'Pat's not his real name?'), something I'd never even considered, lol, until I got to Foghorn Corn. buwhahaha

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    1. Congratulations Rosie
      Rosey won, she gets a posey
      And it wasn't by a nosey.

      John
      Meaning not to sound verbose
      Fifteen minutes, not too close.
      Better luck tomorrow.

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    2. haha could fool you for a bit
      Here at my pit
      And yeah that would be a hit
      So I think I'll have to do it
      And yeah have to be on time
      Even without Hank to get the first chime

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  2. Fartin Martin would be quite the hit, as he sounds full of shit. Had too.

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    1. LOL could not avoid
      I sometimes fall into that void

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  3. If I remember a little one
    They think toilet jokes lottsa fun
    Words like fart and poop and pee
    Turn kids into giggles, laugh and glee
    A name like Fartin Martin's a scream
    It could even make them dream
    But a kids book in the store
    Shunned by mother's evermore
    But some buy books by the carton
    Even those by Fartin Martin.

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    1. Yeah that is true
      Once in their view
      Giggles come due
      As they think things are funny like poo
      And that name
      Sure could be fun at my rhyming game
      May get shunned too
      But we will have to see at my zoo

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  4. be the cats fat or thin,
    named Fartin or Martin,
    it sounds like Pat must have been
    the author

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  5. Fartin Maetin's my favorite one! Lol

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    1. haha tons like that
      Has to be used at my mat

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  6. haha! fartin martin

    www.mkstyleramblings.blogspot.com.au

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    1. Seem to get appeal
      With it's fartin deal

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  7. Fartin Martin would definitely appeal to the likes of 8-year-old boys!! Smiles. Go for it.

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    1. haha I just may
      One day soon at my bay

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  8. Farting is smelly... Fartin Martin must leave a fart perfume where ever he goes.

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    1. My Journey,
      That could give a whole new dimension to perfume
      The world is tired of Channel #5 and zoom

      Poke,
      That was my 2nd choice too, next to Fartin Martin. I'm reverting to the toilet joke age.







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    2. Pat,
      what am I doing wrong when I get these long spaces? And if I get them, can I get rid of them?

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    3. That he surely does indeed
      As he farts all should take heed

      hahahaha reverting back to each toilet joke
      That may make some choke
      But at the age
      Where diapers are the rage LOL
      Could not help myself
      Here at my shelf

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    4. For the space
      Do the bar you embrace?
      Other than that I have no idea at all
      Blogger could just be screwy at my hall
      Or you could hit enter a ton and it doesn't take
      Until finally it does and them tons of space you make

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  9. I like tucker trucker because it just rolls of the tongue!!

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    1. That it does
      But what rhymes with that easily would get some buzz

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  10. wait..
    I'm confuse
    all these names at display
    he refused
    for the Pat?
    is he fat?
    like Freedom Hat!
    ...
    Fartin Martin
    Bubbles Guardian
    sounds like fun
    for infants party!

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    1. That it would be fun
      For those young under the sun
      And yeah it is Pat
      In a Hatt

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  11. Geesh, Pat, at any rate
    I think today your name should be LATE!
    Where are you?
    Hope you're ok, too.

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    1. Could not lurk at work
      So today there was no perk

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  12. I did a post once on a variety of strange names you should never give your kids. I am pretty sure Fartin Martin should have been on that list! Happy P day, Pat!
    tm

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    1. LOL yeah that should surely be on the list
      Had that name for real I'd be pissed

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  13. Ha, ha. I think Pat Hatt is indeed Pat Hatt, but then I'm gullible. :)

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    1. Gullible or not
      You would be correct at our plot

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  14. I guess I never thought about it being a pen name. Stranger things have happened. There's a woman named Karen Slaughter who's a murder mystery writer. And it's her real name.

    Though, admittedly, I would totally buy anything written by Fartin Martin.

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    1. She was born to write the mystery it seems
      And yeah some are fake on streams
      Fartin Martin will have to be done
      One day under my sun

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  15. Fartin Martin would be a real gas!!! Geez, haven't heard that expression since reruns of The Brady Bunch.

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    1. LOL forget it was even used on the brady bunch
      Yeah he'd sure be out to lunch

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  16. Oh my Pat!
    What rhyming fun you're having at
    your bay
    today!
    Fartin Martin gets my vote,
    definitely not haute ~
    but to third grade boys
    it would bring joys!
    If Captain Underpants can be a hit,
    why not explore Fartin Martin a bit?

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    1. That is true
      Could give it a go at my zoo
      And create a book
      That third grade boys would give a look

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  17. Hi! Pat Hatt? Miss Priss, and The Cool Cat...
    I like reading your what is my real name game, but I think it would have been a shame if your real name was: Freedom Hatt? [Oh! that playful cat!]
    Foghorn Corn,
    Klipper Clapper,
    Dugo Donald Diefenbaker,
    Tucker Trucker, Bubbles Magoo, Fartin Martin, or Whoopdi Doo...
    Phew! to name just a few...

    ...I say, just let us all be grateful that your mom and dad ignored the cat[s] and decided to name you the poet Pat Hatt... Ha!ha!
    deedee :)

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    1. Yeah the cats were ignore
      With our name horde
      And only Pat came due
      Here at our zoo

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  18. orlin N cassie...we dunno why any one iz even askin if yur namez bee orlin N cassie....what de ba jezuz...show em yur drivin licentz, masterCAT charge oh cards, social seCATity cardz, lyebrarree cards...just make sure ya got yur paws cross de "numbers" when ya due coz oh eye dent a tee theft N all...

    =^..^=

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    1. Yeah we don't need that racket
      Not wanting our names in some identity theft bracket

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  19. This is hilarious because just yesterday someone asked me what your real name is. I said, "Of course it's Pat!" :)
    Like I would have told them otherwise anyway ;)

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    1. hahahaha see another one
      Who doesn't believe it under my sun
      And yeah you'd never tell
      Even if it was different at my cell

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  20. Really funny because my "P" post was about Pen Names.

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    1. Yeah both on to day
      In different yet the same way

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  21. All these names make me dizzy
    Sending my brain in quite a tizzy
    I think Pat is an ok name
    After all, it's brought you fame

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    1. Yeah with it we will stick
      As it does the trick

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  22. I do like Bubbles Magoo!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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    1. But with that in view
      It so easily rhymes with poo

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  23. Klipper Klapper,
    the sea-going rapper?
    Oh no, not that!
    stick with Pat Hatt Pat.

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    1. Yeah we'll forget the sea
      And stick with Pat Hatt at our tree

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  24. Dugo Donald Diefenbaker
    A former Canadian PM maker
    Pat in the Hatt
    Is where youse at
    How about that
    Time to scat...

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    1. Well at least the last name
      And yeah got that from Due South fame

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  25. I've wondered if the name was real
    Or if was just the rhyme's appeal
    So glad it's not a name above
    Although Orlin certainly must be proud of...

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    1. Yeah Fartin Martin would be bad
      To have at ones pad
      And the real deal
      At my rhyming wheel

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  26. To find a name that rhymes like Pat
    really can't see anything wrong with that!

    Love the new header btw!

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    1. Nope not at all
      Glad you like the new head at my hall

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  27. I like Pat Hatt, simple, cheerful and makes people wanna chat.

    Madison:-)

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    1. That is does indeed
      So I use it away at my feed

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  28. Pat Hatt seems too perfect to believe
    That another name your folks did conceive

    xoRobyn

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    1. She didn't even think
      Of the rhyme at my rink

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  29. I'd totally follow bloggers with those usernames!

    Though because I use a pseudonym myself, I've kind of stopped questioning what names are real and which aren't.

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    1. haha I would too
      And yeah questioning is also not done much at my zoo

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  30. So Pat is not your name
    Or just playing a game?
    My name is real, totally
    Loredana is Italian, truly
    Donovan is Irish, surely
    Mine even rhymes a bit
    Just like yours, Pat Hatt :)

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    1. Just playing a game
      With my name fame
      As one questioned it
      So figured I rhyme it a bit
      And yeah it does
      Rhyming a bit with your names buzz

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    2. Cool, so you really are Pat Hatt
      Great news for all and the cat :)

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    3. Yep no fakes here
      As all come to peer

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  31. Those are some very good names.
    Not one to start any flames.
    If I could change my tattoo,
    I'd switch my name to Kazoo.

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    1. So Pat Hatt is not Pat Hatt and who is Fartin Martin?? Ohhhhh I have a terrible headache.

      Betsy you really are Betsy?!!
      Im gloria really is my name!!!

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    2. Kazoo isn't bad
      Be fun to say at ones pad
      And beats gazoo
      At any zoo

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    3. Confused poor glory dear
      With my little rhyming rear
      hahaha love that
      And yes it is Pat

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  32. Bravo! But don't forget PeePee and Penelope Parkenfarker!

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    1. Oh to be named PeePee
      That would cause no glee

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  33. A name is a name.
    Even one for an old tosser.
    But, it's really a shame
    when you're called Al Penwasser.

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    1. haha but that isn't true
      As I caught you in view
      At that other place
      With a true name embrace

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  34. A parent who names their kid Fartin Martin should be renamed by their child when he grows up.

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    1. haha with that I agree
      Payback should come due at their sea

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  35. Hi Y'all!

    BOL! Love the names...and the game.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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    1. Glad you love the names
      Even though some should go up in flames

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  36. I loved this one--
    GREAT! under my sun.

    jean xox

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  37. This rhyme is right up my alley. I heart cats. I believe Pat is where it's at. One of my cat's many names is Bubbies Chubby Dubbies. He may be related to Fartin Martin.

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    1. haha wow that is quite the name
      Sure to be bring fame
      Him and fartin martin would get along grand
      In the litterbox sand

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  38. I shouldn't get such a kick out of Fartin Martin :)
    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha but all seem too
      Here at my zoo

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  39. Bubbles Magoo!

    Would not fit a robot, but a fancy cat, for sure!

    Love your zoo!

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    1. That it would
      Although this cat would hide and wear a hood

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  40. Pat's run is this weekend - a marathon in honor of Pat Tilman in Arizona. Cute poem today:)

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    1. Never knew that
      Glad it was fun at my mat

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  41. I came in from a business trip
    looking for a good laugh or two
    within the lines of a comic strip
    Fartin Martin, could he be a martian
    I think kids would love a picture clue
    don't forget the warning proceed with caution

    So Pat has a knack for rhyming games
    seems he likes to drive us insane
    in his zany world he reigns..

    Thanks for the chuckle
    now I need to catch some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's
    drift off into that magic hat
    Good Night Pat...

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    1. Glad I could provide
      A laugh ride
      As you come home
      And here you roam
      Not a bad idea at all
      To make him a martian at my hall
      Would be fun to see
      And driving one insane causes me glee

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  42. LOL Thanks for the smiles and chuckles you just offered me. :)

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    1. Glad I can offer such
      I seem to have the touch

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  43. Dugo Donald Diefenbaker.
    Triple D...ha...sounds sophisticated somehow...

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  44. I'm not a name fan,
    I won't tell a lie.
    My own name is crazy,
    it oft makes me cry.
    My parents weren't mean,
    I was named for my Nana.
    But I can't helped wishing
    they'd called me Diana.
    Now I am weary,
    at the end of my rope.
    I can't take much more,
    but continue to hope
    that the jokes will stop
    before I turn into Shiva,
    because believe it or not,
    my name is Viva.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Viva las vegas you say?
      Prob heard that one at your bay
      Time and time again
      But could always be worse at your den

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  45. Who's worse, Fartin Martin or BO Joe?

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    1. Prob BO Joe
      As he always smells at his show

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  46. I like the name Fartin Martin... it has a certain ring to it!
    (If Dr. Seuss were alive, you could've challenged him to a rhyming burn out----)

    Writer In Transit

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  47. At Fartin Martin even the adults seem to snicker,
    What's in a name, why should we dicker.
    I liked that Double D name on your list,
    But it seems to have floated off in the mist.

    Pat Hatt seems to suit you it is a great fit,
    On many a shelf I hope it has lit.
    Under name name you use, keep rhyming away,
    There are many a folk you give a laugh to a day.

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    1. Yeah that they do
      Could be next up at my zoo
      Fartin Martin the gas passer
      Could be quite the dough amasser
      Glad it suits me too
      Here at my zoo

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  48. Fartin Martin was my ex beau,
    I think I also dated B.O. Joe.
    I made them both leave because of the smell,
    For years I was living in stanky hell.
    Why did I never meet a Sweet Pete? Or
    maybe Pedi Freddy who would rub my feet?
    But, alas! I've been saddled with too many fellas
    who can't spell hygiene and won't share umbrellas.
    I wonder what future luck is in store? I just hope
    I don't end up with Barney the Bore.

    Jennifer a.k.a Urban Gypsy Girl

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    1. Damn you have been through the ringer
      They'd be a nose hair stinger
      Maybe one day you will get lucky
      And date Buck Plucky?

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  49. I thought that during my catch up of blogs that I'd make sure to read both of your posts and I am so so so glad that I did, "Fartin Martin," is cracking me up so much right now, I can't stop laughing Pat, I don't know what makes it so funny.

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    1. Yeah it went over really well
      And it was just a thought where I dwell
      Need to turn it into a book
      Here at my nook

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