Saturday, April 6, 2013

Floccinaucinihilipilification Brings Need For A Vacation!

If you can say floccinaucinihilipilification three times fast the power of your tongue is vast. Isn't it fun to watch? With a floccinaucinihilipilification this and a floccinaucinihilipilification that you may reach for the scotch. Can you guess my F word for today? Now now, no swearing at my bay. So let's floccinaucinihilipilification up ourselves a display that explains what floccinaucinihilipilification is to all today.



A real floccinaucinihilipilification affair.
At least you can cover your hair.
Plus you can blows your nose,
Unless of course the wind blows.


Need a snack?
Go on this floccinaucinihilipilification attack.
Just watch what you chew,
For you may lose a finger or two.


Screw the underwear.
This floccinaucinihilipilification thing is more rare.
They protect your hands when it rains,
And you don't have to worry about those nagging brown stains.


Scary floccinaucinihilipilification at work.
At least you can look beserk.
Might get thrown in the loony bin.
Of course for some that may not be a sin.


A double covered loo,
That must be used by two.
Floccinaucinihilipilification really flows through.
Might want to flush this one from view.


Floccinaucinihilipilification surely applies,
As all they do is tell lies.
Plus can't even pretend to be wise,
And are more annoying than flies.


Speaking of flies,
And the uber unwise.
Anything with reality tv,
Gets a floccinaucinihilipilification call from me.


Floccinaucinihilipilification is sure at play,
As you block out the light of day.
But at least you won't know,
When someones near is scratching down below.


A sign to tell you not to touch the sign.
My you humans are divine.
The cat needs to sit down,
This surely belongs in floccinaucinihilipilification town.


And last but surely not least,
Comes this fancy feast.
I guess taking your watermelons for a floccinaucinihilipilification stroll,
Makes them tastier than a lump of coal.

So have you guessed what floccinaucinihilipilification is from my little picture biz? Or did you already know? Either way, now you will know at my show. Floccinaucinihilipilification means utterly worthless crap and that can be seen here on tap. Now you know about this floccinaucinihilipilification word mass, all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

93 comments:

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    1. Announcement
      as promised
      Nothing amiss
      Just a sojourn
      Leaving April 7th
      Not connecting
      as such no postings
      or commenting
      for a 2-week duration

      Have fun
      everyone!

      Hank

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    2. Have fun
      While on the run
      Watch the coming scramble
      For #1 as you ramble

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    3. Manzi and 'My Journey'
      Thanks a lot Ma'am. Be seeing you!
      Cheers!

      Hank

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    4. Have fun on your sojourn..may you find light and peace..

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    5. Now so many people will get their wish
      And have a chance at first at my dish
      That is why they are telling you to have a great time
      Really deceit to their chime lol

      Have a grand time though
      With your two weeks away from the blogland show

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    6. Thanks Pat
      Keep the good flag flying!

      Hank

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  2. Add the years on one by one
    Notice something come the sun
    Matters used to take attention
    They often now deserve detention
    What used to matter now is boring
    Stupidness demands ignoring
    Dummy things in all this nation
    Are floccinaucinihilipication

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    1. The wisdom of age
      Not stuck in a cage
      Or ignored at ones sea
      Too bad it takes so long for many
      As the crap flows
      And the pile grows
      Some easily become
      A hoarder and then some

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  3. Hello,
    Have a heart,
    Not everyone is quite so smart,
    So give a care
    And we won't despair,
    Or jerk out our hair,
    Trying to catch the meaning,
    Of your meandering
    Words.

    Good post. Thanks. Best regards to you, my friend. Ruby

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    1. The cat will play
      Each day at his bay
      And the more one doesn't know
      The funnier it is at his show haha

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    2. hehe! Grammy beat you Blue LOL hehe

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    3. A bunch beat him
      So slow it's grim haha

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    1. Not quite
      Have to be quick at my site

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  5. Ha ha loved the idea of handerpants
    good to soothe dry skin
    or to keep away pesky ants!

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    1. There you go
      But they could get dirty easily at your show

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  6. I have a lot of floccinaucinihilipilification in my house that needs to be taken care of. Taking some of it to my Daughter today...

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    1. Then it was good timing
      With my useless crap chiming

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  7. I now have a new word to call my husband's worthless, piece of crap partner. Thank you!!!!

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    1. Quite welcome from the cat
      Might confuse him though at your mat

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  8. what the feck, the inventors are a wreck,
    those toilets are way too close
    the plop fizz would be gross
    no that hoody doesnt look weird
    just think of it as a full cotton beard
    that one word is too long
    i'd miss spell it and get the gong
    happy saturday and so long

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    1. Yeah I'd misspell it too
      So copy and paste came due
      And gross indeed
      But you wouldn't have to wait for another to get done doing the deed

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  9. laughing..
    Good Morning,

    A brand new word
    one I've never heard
    a bit absurd in your land
    if you can say it more than once
    then you are doing superb
    wearing handerpants instead of underpants...

    ..always a chuckle in your mystery land...

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    1. Never know
      What will flow
      Each day
      At my bay
      And yeah absurd indeed
      Not sure I can even say it once at my feed

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  10. underpants for your hands are surely just gloves that look like underpants? are there people that buys this? wait, I need underpants for my hands...

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    1. Enamored with the underpants for hands
      Maybe they help do hand stands

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  11. the first pic at the top of your post
    closer to me the most -
    I'd blow my nose
    at no cost
    with spring allergy guest
    at our coast :(

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    1. Well as long as you don't wear it as a hat
      Nothing wrong with that

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  12. I tried to pronouce the word out loud
    But gave up because it put my mind in a cloud
    Yep there's a lot of useless crap out there
    May as well offer hair conditioner to a man withour hair

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    1. But you never know
      He may like his bald head to glow

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  13. God, I tried thrice n failed every time :P
    and handerpants did the rest of the job :D

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    1. Well at least you gave it a try
      That word could make anyone cry

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  14. I-think-I-have-a-headache......

    LOL!!!

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    1. haha sorry about that
      Big words are fun for the cat

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  15. OH MY GOODNESS!! I can't pronounce that word and had to Google it to see if you were pulling my leg. I now want a T-shirt with floccinaucinihilipilification written on the front. HA!

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    1. Yep it is a real word
      And totally absurd
      Would be grand to where a t shirt with it on it
      Would make people confused bit by bit

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  16. There are a plethora of things that are being marketed that aren't worth the plastic they are sold in..Handerpants, indeed.

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    1. Yep there is a ton
      I just gave the outrageous a run

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  17. Now I learned a new word of considerable size,
    I'm wondering if it will be a big surprise.
    I hope never to use it in my talk
    Let all useless silliness from me take a walk.

    Handerpants, seriously give them some cheers,
    They would look better covering your ears.
    And that watermelon thing taking a stroll,
    Had me on the floor and over I did roll.

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    1. hahaha my what a watermelon stroll can do
      When it comes in view
      And yeah never want to use that word at my zoo
      At least out loud to anyone in view
      As not sure I could say it all that well
      But I'd try, what the hell

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  18. Floccinaucinihilipilification
    Looks like an alphabet concoction
    I tried to pronounce it like a breeze,
    But ended up sounding like a sneeze.

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    1. haha did you get a bless you?
      From anyone in view

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  19. I recognized Stephen Harper, unlike 99% of americans I can name at least foreign head of state.

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    1. Yeah many have no idea at all
      But I suppose with that dunce it isn't such a bad thing at ones hall

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  20. You could just say flocci for short
    when giving your retort.
    Or Flucc-it.
    might be fun to say, a bit.
    hahaha.

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    1. haha I'll use the Flucc-it
      That sure beats saying umm duck or shit

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    2. Might even replace strat
      at your mat!

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    3. Strat still wins
      Or flibo at my bins

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  21. haha...the first one would come in handy when having a really severe cold..smiles

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    1. I suppose it could
      But I just ball it up and shove it up at my hood haha

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  22. I keep reading this word out loud again and again trying to work out some way that I could possibly get to pronouncing it but my speaking's still hazy. If anybody else was in the house and heard me they'd say "that guy's crazy."

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    1. haha what's a little bit crazy
      At least by saying it you sure aren't lazy

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    1. That it is
      Hope it never gets on a quiz

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  24. Handerpants? lol And the toilet. Wow. A stroller for watermelons. Those are some great finds. I don't think I could pronounce that word if I practiced a whole year.

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    1. Maybe in a year
      It could be done by my rhyming rear
      But rather not try
      And surely some fun finds under my sky

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  25. So F today:) I think you will finish this really crazyucinihilipilification:)))
    Love the porta watermelon!:) so practical LOL

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    1. Yeah very practical indeed
      You could use it when baking at your feed haha

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    2. solly !! you dont cook a watermelon!!

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    3. Your could try
      Be the first to do it under your sky

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  26. What a great word! And I want a pair of handerpants for the next time I have to pick up Schultz's poo.

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    1. Then they would get all brown
      That may make one frown

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  27. Floccin...etc. is a real word?
    It's length is utterly absurd
    Underwear gloves for the hands are strange too.
    But a tp hat? If two-ply, I'll take two.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yep a real word
      That is absurd
      I'll be sure and let the tp hat people know
      That they can send two to your show

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  28. The winner is the lady with a bad cold and toilet paper on her head. You never know when you'll need t.p.

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    1. Yeah may have a long drive
      And have to go before you get back to your hive

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  29. First I had to tear myself away from the cat video, then had a good laugh at all the images, but I'm bound to make a hash if I tried to rhyme so I'll just say thanks for a good time. -Belinda [A -Z participant talking about Fantasy today; hope to see you around].

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    1. Thanks for the video view
      Here at my zoo
      And at least you made one rhyme
      That sure isn't a crime

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  30. Fun word! I loved the sign. Too funny!

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  31. Christ...those bleeding Eton boys!

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    1. The prim and proper
      Want to sound high and mighty more than a copper

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  32. That is quite a word and all those letters fit nicely!

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    1. That they do
      A big meow can come when that is in view

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  33. I love the idea of bread gloves and handerpants ~ The others are funny though, specially the watermelon stroller ~

    Have a good day Pat ~

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    1. Yeah funny they are
      Not worth much though to have at ones bar

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  34. I kind of like the Handerpants though! What a fun post! I thought it had something to do with influenza or something. Actually, it sounds like a vaccination.

    Check out my A to Z! Jen Hemming and Hawing Again

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    1. Yeah does sound like a disease
      Saying it can even make you sneeze

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  35. So floccinaucinihilipilification is just another word for crap?
    Well, TP my head, BVD my hands, and give my face slap.

    ~VR Barkowski

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    1. Yeah I'd rather say crap
      But with all of that you sure fill a gap

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  36. I would buy bread gloves if I could find them in stores.

    Harper on the other hand deserves to be flushed down several toilets. I hate that man.

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    1. haha yeah a douche bag indeed
      He is at any feed

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  37. Think I went blind from that word

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    1. Well at least your comment didn't fail
      Are you good at typing in braille

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  38. A new word to add to my vocabulary. If only I could pronounce it!

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  39. Ha, as an accountant how do you feel about Snipes not paying his taxes?, i think he lives in Japan most of the time, that is when hes not sleeping with one eye open in jail, you should have put his mug host above the one where hes dressed as a woman titled it 'Snipes adapts to jail life'. I like all these bizarre home gadgets, like the double loo, not many women would be brave enough or loving enough to see their other half drop another half.

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