Tuesday, April 16, 2013

No Butts, Just dVerse Nuts!

What is that you say? You were looking for a dVerse crack display? Doesn't work for N, so it's nuts away at my den. This should be fun as a nut tale is spun by a rhyming nut. At least I don't sniff a butt.

Nuts are great.
Nuts are grand.
The crazies can relate.
And they hang when you stand.

Nuts are scary.
Nuts are weird.
Some are overly hairy.
Others dawn a beard.

Nuts come with a warning.
Nuts come in a bag.
They may turn cold in the morning,
Or want to play tag.

Nuts come in many shapes.
Nuts come in a can.
Some shrivel like grapes,
Becoming a flash in the pan.

Nuts can make you dead.
Nuts can make you shout.
As up pops a nutty head,
That can really sprout.

Nuts can make you fat.
Nuts can make you full.
Once they have a hat,
Open wide and pull.

Nuts may give you pleasure.
Nuts may cause you doom.
Who cares how they measure,
As long as they are in bloom.

Nuts may make you cry.
Nuts may uncancel your show.
Thanks to many a girl and guy,
They uncancelled Jericho.

Nuts will always remain.
Nuts will always crow.
But if they are to vain,
Kick em down below.

Nuts will never be.
Nuts will never play.
For with little old me,
I was snipped snipped at my bay.

Wasn't that a nutty run? Nuts can sure have some nutty fun. Did your mind go to the gutter giving you a stutter? At least I didn't mention nuts in peanut butter. That may have made you mutter. But with all the nuts at my sea, I couldn't help but go all nutty. Damn, talking about nuts in mass sounds so bad to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

123 comments:

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    1. This is a nutty post
      But today I'm first!
      Nuts I don't like
      They can take a hike
      But peanut butter
      That's much better
      With jelly too
      I like that at my zoo :)

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    2. Yay Yay Loredana
      For Loredana give a cheer
      Maybe even buy a beer!!!

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    3. You made number one
      While Hank is away all are having fun
      A nutty post indeed
      And if you don't like nuts at your feed
      Simply while you read
      Go to the gutter for another deed haha
      You got a cheer squad too
      Look at you

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  2. You are just plain nuts, you know that?

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    1. haha that I do
      Crazy as can be at my zoo

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  3. Nuts you
    sly, sly Cat
    now why'd you
    think of that?

    For snip snip
    the Cat be
    he might as well
    be a she.

    For in the trash
    they went and
    now he hopelessly
    vents his spleen
    upon his Viking Queen.




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    1. Yeah I knew what you'd say
      Should you come to my bay
      And be off your break
      But the viking women and I can still shimmy and cause an earthquake

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    2. Nah, not off my break yet. I'm just popping in on a few folks here and there. I'm swamped with painting right now and am scrambling to get things done as I've suddenly got sculptors interested in having me paint their figures. Also, I've got to figure out how to set up a separate Gallery page so I can refer people there to see my work in a convenient place.

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    3. That would be a good thing to do
      There at your zoo
      And awesome you are getting tons of people too
      Still having a view
      Trying to find the right one
      Under my sun

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  4. A nutty marathon and I'm somehow through...it sure drove me all nuts...
    Halfway down I needed a drink and some shot of guts!

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    1. haha at least you didn't go nuts enough
      To sniff butts as that'd be rough

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  5. Nuts come in all sizes and shapes
    Sure wouldn't want to see nuts on apes.
    I've seen my share on hairy men
    Three guys live at my den.

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    1. Yeah that would be a sight
      That would be quite the fright

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  6. Doesn't sound like much fun being snipped sniped. Glad it didn't happen to me.

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    1. Yeah be thankful for that
      Unlike the poor cat

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  7. hahaha the last verse was brilliant!

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    1. haha and oh so true
      The cat is too snip snip to screw

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    1. Keith Hahahahahaha
      Now you're doing it.

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    2. haha well with my reply
      Technically you'll turn into number 16 under my sky

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  9. Ha back to the rhyme
    Just on time
    Nuts are tasty treats
    Almost as good as meats
    Pistacios are my nut of choice
    But their price leads me to not rejoice

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    1. Yeah the good ones are expensive as hell
      That does not go over well

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  10. Hard to think of other kinds of nuts today
    when such dangerous nuts in the world are at bay
    and hurt, maim, and kill others on race day.
    Hope they will catch the nuts(s) and put them away.

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    1. Yeah that is true
      With such whack jobs in view

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  11. A new header, I did gaze
    At the cats, they amaze
    Is that John in the grass
    Hiding out from the mass?
    You did the gambit on the nuts
    To dispute would sure take guts
    I'll take my leave, that I may
    And go sign off for friend Fay Wray

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    1. Yep a new one
      Under my sun
      Change them like underwear
      That many are now aware
      And no going to touch on nuts?
      Afraid of gutter ruts? haha
      And that is Drazin in the grass
      That came to pass

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    2. oooppps My mistake
      Don't tell John he looks like Drazin
      He'd come and squish me to a raisin

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    3. Well Drazin does think he is a God at my show
      So John may like that you know

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  12. I look forward to your next post on search terms that people have put in to land them on your site. Buwahhaha

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    1. haha those nuts will come to pass
      When S shows up at my grass

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  13. Nuttylishous your post is. The new header is now my fav.

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    1. That it is
      Glad you like my new header biz

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  14. That was rather nutty,
    but at lest it never turned slutty.
    The new header looks great with all of that grass,
    but this time the cats seem to lack in sass.

    Drazin hiding with a smile on his face,
    I hope he doesn't have trouble keeping the pace.
    He scares me a bit with a sinister smile,
    Wish he were out there more than a mile.

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    1. Yeah the cats are a bit relaxed this time
      But they will still sass with each chime
      And Drazin is out and about
      But he's no scarier than a trout

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  15. Very clever, in a nutty way, kitkat!
    Hope you're having a good day where you're at!

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    1. P. S. I keep forgetting to say,
      I like your new header, by the way!

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    2. Not a bad day
      Here at my bay
      Glad you like my header too
      Here at my zoo

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  16. Well that's just nuts...in a good way ;-)

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  17. Nuts. Another diverse word in its definition. Love the new header.

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    1. Yep one real diverse word
      So many meanings it is absurd

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  18. Sometimes I feel like a nut!

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  19. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...
    Love the new header, it's the first thing I noticed.

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    1. Yeah that is true
      Glad it caught your view

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  20. ...thinking how to hum
    the nuts things
    in positive way -
    just came with
    PB and J.

    Also, like to say:
    nice header,
    sorry for kitties
    for they
    look exhausted
    maybe after...snip-snip?
    at your bay

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    1. Haha that they could be
      Here at my sea
      All snip snip and pissed off
      But to sleepy to scoff

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  21. Nuts are great though that's probably like you say because I can relate. I enjoy eating nuts and honestly I'm probably a little nuts myself. I hate people who diagnose themselves as crazy so I guess I've been lazy.

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    1. Yep when one can relate
      Nuts are a great fate
      And they are fine by me too
      One thing I can eat at my zoo

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  22. Ha ha, I saw your header first
    As busy yesterday was the worst
    Couldn't peek until last night
    And enjoyed your new site

    Just how nutty can that be?!?

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    1. Hmm not sure about that
      Not too nutty at my mat
      But a bit nutty I suppose
      So in between the nuttiness flows

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  23. orlin N cassie...we iz thinkin squirrelz wood enjoy this post !!!

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  24. And peanuts are just a bunch of lying legumes

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    1. Maybe if they did a flip
      They wouldn't just lie and go for a mouth trip

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  25. The last part made me laugh out loud!

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  26. I'm allergic to most nuts but I still eat them because I'm stupid. :(

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    1. Hmm may not be wise
      But it beats eating flies

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  27. I love nuts, all kinds of nuts ~

    New background header, very cool Pat ~

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    1. You are just nutty
      But not at all smutty haha

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  28. Nuts are cool. I live with a lot of them over at my pad. And they drive me nuts!

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    1. haha drive you right up the wall
      With their nutty call

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  29. If you'd dissed macadamia...
    I'd have had to flame ya!

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    1. But that I did not do
      Here at my zoo

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  30. Nuts in human form, I hate.
    Nuts in peanut form, I ate.
    Your new header's really great.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Agree with you
      Glad you like the new view

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  31. i love nuts and my daughter in australia just complained lately how expensive they are over there...

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    1. Yeah they aren't cheap here either I fear
      But to nuts I still give a cheer

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  32. Here's to the consumable nuts in the world!

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    1. Yep those are grand
      Across the land

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  33. those kind of nuts you can keep!
    I'll take the almonds and cashews, please!

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    1. I will agree
      But Cashews beats almonds at my sea

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  34. Wow, some of the sentences at the end I had to read twice, they got my brain in a muddle. Thanks for the nice comment and I like your blog and your rhymes. Lots of fun - Tasha x

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    1. haha making you take a second read
      Damn I'm tricky at my feed

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  35. I love snacking on nuts- they are nutritious and they keep me full between meals.

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    1. Yep one of the best snack foods around
      As plenty of good stuff in them is found

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  36. "Nut" no longer sounds like a word after reading it so many times in one place!

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    1. haha what does it sound like now?
      A sound like meow?

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  37. Ahhh nuts.
    As Trey always says, "No butts, no nuts, no coconuts." He got that from "Wreck It Ralph" only he's changed the words slightly lol

    I like the new header--super slick!

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    1. Just watched that the other day
      And glad you like my new display

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  38. I love your new header,
    Behind of visits and must finish the cheddar
    :P

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    1. Going oh so slow
      There at your show?

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  39. Nuts will come and go
    try to upset your show
    some nuts come in a jar
    some in chocolate candy-bars
    the nutty world of nuts

    PS I do like cashews...

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    1. Cashews are my favorite at my feed
      Eat them each day indeed

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  40. Nuts are great.
    Nuts are grand.
    Widdout dem nuts.
    I ain't a man.

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    1. Could be a hermaphrodite
      In a certain light

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  41. In a nutshell
    You did swell
    Snip snip
    Is another trip
    Peanut is of course a bean
    Fancy that, know what I mean

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    1. Yep the cats can relate
      To Peanuts poor trait

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  42. I'm looking over
    from a four leaf clover
    but nuttin is happening here...
    I think that's because
    you got all the nuts
    happy in your crib it is clear!

    jean xox

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    1. They are here
      Nutty I fear
      With a nuts cheer
      For my rhyming rear

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  43. I read somewhere..
    Be awesome, Be nuts :P

    there's no denying you are nuts and you are awesome too :)

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    1. haha glad I can be both at my sea
      As I've always been crazy

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  44. btw.. loved the new header.. Patt is lookin smart :)

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    1. Glad you like
      The new header I gave a hike

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  45. Great new banner!
    That took guts.
    But when I stopped to read,
    all I got was nuts.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yeah broke out my planner
      For a new banner
      And no guts no glory
      But that could be another story

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  46. Straight to the gutter... what does that say about me?

    I love this, Pat :D Great fun.

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    1. haha says you have style
      Or are in need of a little something at your dial lol

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  47. We don't have much experience with nuts,
    But we can crack a smile over butts.
    With boobs its a different tale
    cause none of us is male!

    Hahaha! It was bound to happen eventually, Pat rubbed off on us.

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    1. hahaha oh that was good
      Getting all gutter in my hood
      Boobs I am quite fine with too
      Way better than a nutty view

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  48. No whiffs or butts
    this is roasting nuts!

    great new header Pat!

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    1. Glad you like
      The header and nuts I gave a strike

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  49. Okay, I must say- this honestly works on a level far greater than the dirty one :) To be honest, it works for the situation in Boston right now and whoever is responsible for setting the bombs. I took this post way deep! But I'm glad I did.

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    1. Yeah it can go deep too
      As things can be seen when taking a view
      On the surface it is fun
      But can go deeper if given a run

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    1. All nuts in the house
      With a great nutty dose

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  51. As I eat my Grape Nuts, this just seems perfect you nut, you.

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    1. Perfection in nuts
      I'd never be able to do the same with butts haha

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  52. I like Nuts- It's even in my blog header.
    But I do not like them in my peanut butter.

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    1. Nuts are great
      Peanut butter I hate

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  53. Sometimes you feel like a nut..... sometimes you don't.

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    1. That is true
      But more often than not I'm a nut at my zoo

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  54. Love nuts especially almonds! And who is bury there!?

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    1. Yeah almonds are good too
      Who is buried? This time not you haha

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    2. I know is not me! But I know who is; you are bad!

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