Thursday, September 5, 2013

A Warning For You As You View!

So as you watch every TV show once in a while a warning will show. Viewer discretion could be advised to you. But some things they never warn you about when you view.

 

Warning! You may think all Canadians are polite,
When this show comes in sight.
You may also think that deaf dogs can hear.
I know it confuses my little rhyming rear.


Warning! After watching this show,
You may think humans never go.
Also they never eat or sleep.
I suppose it would be less money to spend at ones keep.

 

Warning! After watching Lost,
You may end up lost at some cost.
Especially after wasting so much time,
Only to find an ending that is a crime.


Warning! If you were to watch Monk,
You may end up in a funk.
Learning about all the germs,
They are worse than worms.


Warning! After going through the gate,
You may think that death is not a fate.
Because they die so many times,
Yet come back from such crimes.


Warning! Everything and anything can work for this.
For all they do is want bliss.
They even talk about Jupiter's thingy.
I will give you a clue it's not a rubber dingy.


Warning! You may see zombie feet.
I know that is such a treat.
But to some it may not be.
They can even hang from a tree.

 

Warning! You'll end up in a hospital room,
That sure will bring doom and gloom.
As every single episode there they are.
But then they walk away without even a scar.

 

Warning! You may never need a rubber.
That will be great for a clubber.
Or you could be all ears.
Those things can sure clog up gears.


Warning! The imagination may not be at play,
When you watch this at your bay.
For much can be seen.
Isn't spandex so serene?

So if you are ever to see these on TV now thankfully you have been warned by me. My warnings are so much more creative to. Are you glad the cat stopped to help you? And one of them talks really crass. But they warn you of that so there is no need for such a warning from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

105 comments:

  1. Stargate SG1!!! Heck, I'd go through the gate. One of the best damn shows ever.
    The Tick? Now that one was odd.
    Still haven't watched Lost. Need to do a marathon on NetFlix. Contrary to popular believe, I really haven't reached the end of NetFlix yet. Soon though...

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    1. Yeah damn good show indeed
      But universe made my brain bleed
      The Tick was pathetic too
      But had to give it a view
      No Lost yet?
      A marathon must be met

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  2. Finally seen a couple of seasons of Monk and was pleasantly surprised, never had the pain of Lost thankfully and only suffered 3 of 24!

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    1. Yeah Monk was very good
      Except they weren't all that consistent in his hood

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  3. It takes a helluva confident man to wear that stupid ass blue costume with the antenna on his head. Either that, or lots of happy drugs.

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    1. Or a lot on money too
      That could make me wear a suit of blue

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  4. Warnings to TV comes to boot
    Beware of man in shrink-wrapped suit
    Warning, warning, cook in Corning
    Watch TV until the morning
    Follow the finger as it beckons
    Is it fair then to say "Well ah reckons."

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    1. Beware the man indeed
      May try to spread his seed
      The a shrink wrapped earth
      He would give birth

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  5. Good Morning,

    Watching Lost made me lost
    and the cost it was tossed...
    Monk, a show with some spunk
    chasing those punks, but no
    touching of dirty junk..haha
    Batman & Robin men who liked tights
    took the mind to new heights..
    but, really dug their capes
    fighting crime was their plight
    flying like bats making their escapes

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    1. haha you tossed it aside
      Couldn't get through ts ride?
      Monk was great
      The germs I can relate haha
      They sure bare all
      As they fly like bats down the hall

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    2. Lost was fun in the beginning
      then it took some twists & turns
      and I became lost in the maze
      of mind games..but, hey some good
      actors came into view..the ending
      a big let down..who knew...

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    3. Yeah who would think
      That when you blink
      Things would unravel
      As they went all time travel

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  6. I am watching season 3 of Walking Dead right now
    All I can say is, WOW
    Loved a lot of the shows in this post
    Of all of them, I loved LOST the most

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    1. The walking dead is great
      Although stupid at one spot is its fate
      But I won't spoil it for you
      There at your zoo

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  7. TV junkies I adore
    watching some I do implore
    sinking teeth in good n deep
    'cause blood and gore do make me creep
    under the covers
    never to return....aaaaahhhhh!

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    1. haha run and hide
      Have no pride
      A scary sight
      Can be a fright

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  8. I've heard about Smallville but never watched it. Lost was alright.

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    1. Yeah freak of the week
      Is all smallville is for the first 4 seasons at its creek

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  9. haha...in that last pic nothing can be seen at all
    not even a single muscle at their hall. lol...

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    1. Maybe I should bring back the green guy
      Then all you can spy

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    2. LOL for number 1000 maybe he will come
      And wiggle his green bum

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    3. yeah, but we could see through his suit!
      What a hoot.

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    4. haha saying it is wrong?
      He can dance and sing a along

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  10. ha. the old batman was so awquward....obviously i cant spell worth a turd, i was a smallville nerd, but glad they got away from meteor freaks, as some of those episodes really stinks, so spartacus is rather exhibitionist?

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    1. Oh yes, you will see it all
      Should Spartacus grace your hall
      I was glad when they got away from the freak of the week too
      Awkward was the word for that show in view

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  11. Deaf dogs can hear
    confuses your rear?
    Oh my, oh dear!
    You might try using your ear.

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    1. Hmm still don't work
      Not a perk
      But I'll smirk
      And moon a clerk

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  12. the only spandex that looked good in Batman was on Catwoman. Meow

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    1. haha very true
      That was a meow worthy view

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  13. I'm just impressed by the shout out to Due South. I was pretty sure I was the only one that remembered that show. Sure, it may be one huge Canadian stereotype, but tell me the mounted police in Canada don't solve goofy crimes while being incredibly polite. I refuse to believe otherwise.

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    1. haha loved that show back in the day
      Still pretty fun today
      Not sure they are all that polite though
      At least the ones I know

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  14. Your warnings certainly are better than what's on the tube,
    But I must confess being a nube
    Not a single one of those shows have I seen
    Except for Batman when I was younger than a teen

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    1. haha geez out of the loop
      Too busy with your bike troop

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  15. I only managed the first three episodes of Lost before realising that it was a load of angsty flashback crap and not about survivors being chased around an island by a big monster.

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    1. haha yeah the flashback crap did annoy
      And brought no joy

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  16. I must be safe because the only one of those we have ever seen is Batman!

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    1. A bat to a cat
      Isn't the same as a robin at ones mat

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  17. Dear Pat, I'm not much of a television watcher, but I do watch the reruns of "Monk." Other than his show, I've never seen any of the others that the cat warned us about! Peace.

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    1. haha well one out of ten isn't bad
      There at your pad

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  18. I am STILL mad about the ending of Lost!

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    1. Yeah that ending was crap
      Should be blown off the map

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  19. My Mother-in-Law has all of the Monk seasons on DVD. I have yet to watch one. Some day. :)

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    1. They are good
      Some day you should

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    2. Monk is neat. I love the re-runs. The show has two of my favorite ingredients..... mystery and germs.
      Maybe even a few worms.Hahaha
      You'd like them, Rosey.

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    3. haha has lots of things indeed
      Can so relate at my feed

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    4. Recommendations times 2 and the whole collection at my mother-in-law's zoo... She'd prolly be delighted if I asked her to put one on too, guess I'll do that next time we go visit. :)

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    5. There you go
      But you may end up wanting to watch them all at your show

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  20. ok - here comes the confession.. i would love to see zombie feet...smiles

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    1. haha you must have missed the day
      When they were on display

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  21. I cannot tell a lie I loved Monk.
    Maybe I could identify with his crazy?
    Lord knows there were no Hunks.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha yeah his crazy was grand
      Loved to in my land

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  22. Of course all Canadians are polite. I know, because I am one! Great post!

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    1. haha hmmm I'll pretend to be polite
      At least at my Canadian site

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  23. I wish I had cat's warning before I saw Lost. All that time watching, only to have such a disappointing end!

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    1. yeah, such a waste of time
      To see it end in grime

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  24. I can't believe what you say.
    Canadian's aren't polite, eh?

    The ending to Lost was terribly bad.
    Really, really made me mad!

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    1. I never use eh at my pad
      And yes it was very very bad

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  25. I lost, lost in the first season, the only one I really enjoyed was Monk, but even that got old. Sometimes they keep them on too long and the story just grows thin.

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    1. Yeah they do drag some out waaaay to long
      As long as the ratings are strong

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  26. Canadians are polite at least to me they have always been. We used to go to Canada quite often.. not so much any longer.

    I stopped watching Lost when they kept showing repeats. I had better things to do than wait for a stupid show like that.

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    1. haha repeats were a pain in the butt
      And not all canadians are polite at our hut

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  27. Hahaha - warning: after watching Monk you may fear milk, which only rhymes with elk...

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    1. haha how any one can fear that is beyond me
      But it does deserved to be pitched in the sea

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  28. Of course all the Canadians are polite! They just finished their vacations down here at my shore!

    I was grateful I didn't see a picture of any zombie feet - phew!

    Did you send R my way? He showed up at my bay yesterday! What the??

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    1. haha stealing from you and being nice about it
      Way to be at your pit
      No zombie feet today
      never sent R your way
      But here two days in a row
      Are you sick at your show? lol

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  29. LOL, Pat! I have to say, regarding LOST, even though the ending was a crime, the series was more than worth watching. Even now, when I'm afraid or scared, I panic while I count to five, then suck it up and deal with it! I almost made it to the LOST beach on Oahu last May! Terry balked because it was too hot and too remote. I did walk through the Others' yellow barracks, though, and that was eerie! They are actually the YMCA Camp Erdman near the dirt jeep road and trial going to the LOST beach. Loved and laughed at the Mountie pic. Take Care!

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    1. haha wow you saw much there
      Lost from your lair
      It was a good show
      Until the ending dragged it real low

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  30. Hahaha Pat this is one of your funniest posts in ages, I love when you talk about Monk, he's such a weird bloke but he's so good at solving crimes. It's despicable that somebody would think Canadians were polite though, viewer discretion needs to be advised for that one!

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    1. Yeah Monk is a great show
      All should give it a go
      Canadians all being polite
      Is just a fright

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  31. From this perspective, I can't believe I kinda had a crush on Robin when I was a young girl. I liked the underdog. He works hard - saying "Holy Cow, Batman" and stuff. Now, I'm over him. Thanks, Pat.

    I like the line about never needing a rubber. Very funny. Thank goodness I don't watch TV.

    Cheers,
    xoRobyn

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    1. haha you'd have lots of material then
      If you watched it at your den
      And you had a crush on him?
      Did it happen on a whim

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  32. LOL I loved Smallville but they did end up in the hospital a lot.

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    1. Yep that was their home away from home
      There they sure did roam

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  33. orlin N cassie....de food serviss purrson started watchin lost....N granted we dunno a thing bout geografee N stuffz...but then we getted lost watchin lost coz sum thin wuz lost in de hole lost sereez...N like what ever happened ta de monsturr frum episode three ore for ? !!

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    1. haha monster comes back
      On the attack
      But one can get lost indeed
      watching it at ones feed

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  34. I live in a Smallville
    It's called Pleasantville
    All is pleasant here
    Have no fear :)

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    1. Pleasant as can be
      That sounds like a nice sea

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  35. Robin did say "Holy Ghost Writer" once

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  36. Of course we are polite ~ Had to giggle on the spandex pictures ~ Thanks for all the warnings ~ Have a good night Pat ~

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    1. No problem at all
      And now you know at your hall

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  37. LOL about LOST, I was one of that crowd, who followed episodes, but what any ending for crying out loud! Terrible disapointment for all the time spent, thank you for the warning on future shows, you're a kind gent!

    betty

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    1. Yeah it was such an awful ending indeed
      Needs to be redone at their feed

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  38. Oh man, I am still so bitter about Lost...all that time and energy invested...all those theories...and then to have that awful crappy ending that answered nothing.
    :(
    Monk was a really good show. Genius, really, in that it was a comedy, yet every episode you also saw how much Monk was suffering with his illness, as well.

    Dwayne loves Walking Dead, but I just can't watch it. CAN'T.

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    1. Yep I am bitter too
      The ending was a bunch of poo
      Monk was great
      With his ocd I can relate
      Can't watch it?
      It is a hit

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  39. Now I was waiting for a warning for Under the Dome. About the only US show I'm 'wasting my time' watching ATM.

    Under the Dome
    might be home
    for the few survivors
    Big Jim lets roam.

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    1. haha watching that too
      But not sure a warning could come due
      Maybe one might fear tents after it
      That could be a hit

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  40. It didn't take long for "Lost" to pale.
    It got too weird for this female.
    The ending didn't disappoint or hook,
    'Cause I ignored it and read a book.

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  41. It didn't take long for "Lost" to pale.
    It got too weird for this female.
    The ending didn't disappoint or hook,
    'Cause I ignored it and read a book.

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  42. It didn't take long for "Lost" to pale.
    It got too weird for this female.
    The ending didn't disappoint or hook,
    'Cause I ignored it and read a book.

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  43. I can't believe they actually made a live-action show of The Tick.

    I loved that cartoon as a kid.

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    1. Yeah it was horrible in every way
      But fun to pick on with its rubber display

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  44. warnings duly noted :)
    watching Walking Dead these days.
    zombies are so disgusting :P

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    1. haha that they are
      Hit them with a car

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