The cat will quiz you today. Yep, such a challenge it will be on display. I am going to make you work. Isn't that a perk? Using your mind. Damn, I may break mankind.

2 plus 2.

What comes due?

Take your time,

With my challenging chime.

2 minus 2.

No rushing from you.

Make sure to think it over.

It is okay to ask rover.

2 times 2.

Really getting hard for you.

Work it out on paper.

Even us a calculator for this caper.

2 divided by 2.

Are you turning blue?

I know, such hard work.

Isn't such a challenge a perk?

Now we get rough.

This next section is tough.

Challenging it will be.

But I, kinda, believe in thee.

1 plus 1.

Give it a run.

I know it is tricky.

Aren't challenges icky?

1 minus 1.

Damn, this isn't fun.

It is soooo hard.

Forever you'll be scarred.

1 times 1.

You're under the gun.

We are almost done.

Hint: the answer isn't none.

1 divided by 1.

What could be spun?

This is so hard on the head.

This challenge may leave you dead.

Now add all the answers together.

This challenge you can weather.

Hint: Look on the back of this post.

There the answer you can toast.

Weren't you challenged today? My, what a challenge at my bay. Can you tell I'm being a sarcastic cat? Pfffft to any of that. Have people become so dumb and brain umm numb that such meager challenges about are actually a challenge to more than trout? I'm talking average every day people too. Not learning disabilities at any zoo. Although you'd think many have one. They are so dumb by a ton. The definition of challenge may need to be changed. Or at least rearranged. If it is challenging when you are all but given the answer to it, then I'm a rhyming dog that can roll over and sit. That is all for my oh so challenging challenge pass. I challenge you to prove wrong my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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ReplyDeletethat's 2 in a row

Deletegrow, let it grow!

Hank

Growing on up

DeleteWithout a hiccup

Challenging It Is With This Quiz!

ReplyDeletePutting in all the likely twists

A 2 into 2

Nothing new

A few gets stumped but still persist

Hank

Persist they may

DeleteOh the dismay at play

I was hoping the answer would be a Rush album...

ReplyDeleteDamn, not quite

DeleteAt our site

As my husband says, that's because IQs have just radically dropped.

ReplyDeleteAnd common sense

DeleteSo many are dense

That was a good one even with an odd unlucky number!

ReplyDeleteEven and odd

DeleteMay fool a cod

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ReplyDeleteA mistake

DeleteYou did make

I remember kids in school wouldn't accept that 1000 times zero was zero, not 1000

ReplyDeletehaha I remember that too

DeleteCouldn't get it wrapped around their head at their zoo

Easy to figure out at your bay

ReplyDeleteThe answer is a good one

I will say.

Betty

Good for the win

DeleteWorks for our bin

This math I can do. :) Some math is not my thing! I find I have to explain math during transactions at stores at least once ever week or two (change is wrong or something similar).

ReplyDelete~Jess

Yep, they really really stink at many a store

DeleteFinding simple math a chore

Easy peasy, even in grade 3!

ReplyDeleteWe need to keep using our brains!

That we do

DeleteBut only used by a few

It is a Sunday and it is my 2nd last day of my vacation and you decide to quiz us with math?? Really?? The answer is obviously 867,342.

ReplyDeleteWowwweeeee

DeleteLook at theee

Sooooooooooo write

You clearly have good site

I've seen arguments online recently that there's a new way to do math that doesn't involve using PEMDAS. The funny part is, you get a different answer! Lol, how is that math? There can only be ONE right answer!

ReplyDeleteYep, only one shines through

DeleteBut all want to be right and can't offend the little feelings of any in view

Riddle me this and riddle me that

ReplyDeletethe cat a riddler, does he wear a green hat?

Maybe, maybe not

DeleteThere could be a thicker plot

Oh no, not math! Where's my calculator!

ReplyDeleteOne, two, Freddy's coming for you

Three, four, better lock your door

Five, six, grab your crucifix

Seven, eight, gonna stay up late

Nine, ten, never sleep again

-Nightmare On Elm Street

Now that's my kind of math...bwahahaha

lol getting killed in your sleep

DeleteDamn, your math is deep

Haha, this is a math I can handle but if there are more numbers, my brain will go numb :-)

ReplyDeleteWell 0 gets argued as to not be one

DeleteSo would it go numb with a 10101111000000 run?

My knowledge gap

ReplyDeleteis quite a chasm.

This ain't a snap.

My brain's in a spasm.

Do you twitch and shake?

DeleteShout and move?

For goodness sake,

Found your groove

Challenges that are challenging, oh but what the hey

ReplyDeleteLet us find the answer almost any time of day

Take off your shoes and stockings, use your fingers and the toes

You will be so busy counting, you won't notice any woes

Like the bee a stinging

DeleteOr the bills a clinging

Would that be clanging?

Oh look, a hanging

HaHa - these are easy questions!! Bring on a few harder ones -- a real challenge!

ReplyDeletePeople will go nuts

DeleteHarder ones will leave them in ruts

Everything is a challenge these days

ReplyDeleteCommon sense where are you

May all just be a passing phase

But we both know this is not new

Nothing new indeed

DeleteHopefully it passes at each feed

At test taking I was the best

ReplyDeleteA fact teachers quickly confessed

Just ask one or two

And they will tell you

If I passed a few I’d be blessed

Blessed with a win

DeleteThere at your bin

I was waiting for the word derivative to show

ReplyDeletethat could give me hives

or sine and cosine

those do not get high fives

I think I kept up with the math otherwise, I had enough fingers and toes!

As long as you can count

DeleteCan get the final amount

The number 2 gets some play

ReplyDelete22 makes my day...

22 on the go

DeleteDoubling up at your show

Math quizzes

ReplyDeleteAre no fun

From this post

I will run!

How far?

DeleteDid you run to your car?

If I had a car

DeleteI would drive far

But I'm on a cane

So hobbling my refrain

You're on a cane?

DeleteDo you bounce around like a pogo stick down the fast lane?

Ha! Now that would be a sight

DeletePogo sticking left and right!

May hurt the back/hip/leg though

DeleteAs you go all pogo

People have become quite dumb. I had to slap my forehead when I heard the girl at the store ask her co-worker how to make change when the bill was $48 and someone gave her $100.

ReplyDeletelmao woweee

DeleteSuch a hard question to come to be

This quiz

ReplyDeleteIs a whizz

But I'm weak

And it's bleak

Maths is not my thing

And I can only sing

��

Sing a tune

DeleteAbout math being a prune