Friday, November 3, 2017

A Leaky Boat With No Goat!

What was that? Goats can't help where they are at? Bah, the cat already did a book on that. Hmm, shameless plug from the cat. How about that? Hey, thoughts are just a leaking out with each repeat that stat.

Sprung a leak.
Down the creek.
Or up the creek.
You still have a leak.

Plug the leak.
Not at its peak.
No need to freak.
Please don't shriek.

Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Two makes a streak,
As in the leaks sneak.

Plug the new leak.
You swear in Greek.
Re-plug the old leak,
You still don't shriek.

Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Now this is a streak.
Weren't we up this creek?

Plug the new leak.
You swear in Greek.
Re-plug each old leak.
What's with repeat speak?

Wait a week.
A brand new leak.
Now you squeak.
Fearing taking a peek.

But you're so meek.
So you plug the leak.
The leak doesn't tweak.
Its strength is weak.

Week by week,
Comes the leak.
Weaker by the week.
Taking it on the cheek.

The leak is bleak.
It reached its peak.
Now you can shriek,
As you're up shit creek.

Aren't you glad all you did was plug the leak instead of making like a geek? By geek I mean fixing the leak and not just plugging it with no tweak. A patch may work for a squeak but eventually that becomes a shriek. We aren't just talking about boats that leak. But I'm sure you got that at my creek. Life can have leaks in mass. Not just boats or the gas that leaks out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

48 comments:

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    1. Quick as a blue
      Suede shoe
      Not a snail
      Ir a trail
      Or a toad
      On a road
      But a quick as the Flash
      Did he win some cash?

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    2. No cash was had
      Did that make him sad

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  2. Great poem Pat, a leak is not a good thing, best to get it sorted sooner than later.

    Yvonne.

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    1. That is the best way
      Get it done before it fills a tray

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  3. That's what happens when you use duct tape. Which is what people use here to fix everything...

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    1. And then just tack on more
      And oops, no more door

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  4. You never know when a goat
    will come in handy
    But I would like to see one
    stem a leak.

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  5. Yes, this is so true about many things. Happy Friday!

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  6. A leak should be fixed
    In due time
    But you did justice to it
    In this rhyme.

    Betty

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    1. Justice was done
      Works for me when spun

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  7. Life sprung a leak
    Don't be a geek
    Be the pack leader and take charge
    Behave exaxtly like an army Sarge
    Stay calm and don't panic
    Or sink a titanic
    Take your head from the sand
    You are back on dry land

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    1. Dry land and sunny?
      icy cold wouldn't be funny
      Sunk to sink
      At least plenty to drink

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  8. Everything of which you speak
    Sounds like the US White House leak...

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    1. haha can work for all
      With today's run at my hall

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  9. There sure are lots of leaks everywhere these days!

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    1. They just pop up
      More leaky than a happy pup

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  10. Leaking bottles are quite annoying. Downside of online shopping!

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    1. They sure can annoy
      Gotta love the online shopping ploy

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  11. Most go with the cheapest fix it option. Or maybe they're just lazy.

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    1. Lazy many are
      From little things to car

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  12. Leaks are everywhere
    There is nothing to fear
    But a leaky boat
    Will sink before you float

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    1. Sink in the drink
      Won't tickle you pink

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  13. I'm sitting here thinking about the concept of a leaky goat...

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    1. Hmm maybe the library has a book
      That will help such wonderment at your nook

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  14. No leaks here, just piles of cold snow!
    Leaving shortly for a big party.
    Have a great weekend!

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    1. Enjoy the party at your sea
      The snow can stay there with thee

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  15. Sounds like there's more leaks than HBO

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    1. That there may be
      Until GOT returns to their sea

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  16. A leaky boat doesn't sound like fun.
    If I couldn't fix it, I think I'd buy a new one.

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    1. A new one would be the easy way
      Then on to a better day

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  17. I have a leak that comes through when it rains super hard. Can't figure out where the damn hole is though.

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    1. That can be a pain in the butt
      Would be expensive to find that at ones hut

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  18. finger in the dike
    do with it as your like
    someone will talk
    try to stop the squawk
    there's always a leak
    many will squeak

    Happy Friday

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  19. A Leaky Boat With No Goat!
    Make sure it is a dry moat
    It goes leaky
    Not in a jiffy
    Rather having a heavy load

    Hank

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    1. A heavy load
      Beats leaky mode
      Gets it there
      With no leaks to spare

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  20. If it's snowing outside and I see a yellow streak
    I know a man has taken a leak.

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