Monday, November 13, 2017

Guillible Much? Just A Touch!

The cat may not walk on two legs like you human crew but brains cells I seem to have more than a few. Who says I tried to eat a tack? Nah, I won't take that back. Gullible many are and not even drunk at a bar.

Gullible is at play.
A cat having its say.
You believe me, right?
I can also fly a kite.

Oh look at that.
A kite flying cat.
That means a cat has wings.
Yeah, you are nuts, among other things.

A horse gave a man a lift.
Boy, are you humans swift.
The explanation is a centaur was born.
And there is a bird in my car horn.

A person fell from the sky.
Oh me, oh my.
They are from above.
Give them much love.

They never climbed a tree.
They weren't up where you couldn't see.
They didn't accidentally fall.
Nope, from some alien hall.

A lizard burped beside fire.
The fire didn't expire.
Wow, dragons are born.
Should I even bother with the unicorn?

A horse had a stick on its head.
Woke up with it from bed.
It was wet and shined.
Unicorns then aligned.

A black cat came by.
It is hard on the eye.
Oh, I stubbed my little toe.
Such back luck for them to show.

666 is here.
Run in fear.
Numbers made by man.
Someone wasn't a fan.

I farted out gas.
It was quite the mass.
It showed up in the sky.
A UFO upon high.

Pffft gullible humans through the ages. And guess what? It still rages. Believing everything because it is on TV. Wowweeee now that is something to see. Adding flare makes ratings rise. Don't you love being soooo wise? I think I just saw a centaur walk by. Oh wait, it was a dog with some guy. I guess that would be a humamutt. Wow, now there is one to make the cut. Are you a gullible lad or lass? If so, come buy a humamutt for $18,000 a pop from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

60 comments:

  1. I've been gullible. It's not as bad as it seems. Well at the time it wasn't.

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    1. We've all fell for something a time or two
      And look #2 at my zoo

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  2. So lizards burping by the fire
    The birth of dragons do inspire?!?
    From snowflakes I may have to switch
    Now that I've contracted the dragon itch

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  3. Don't forget Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster!

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    1. Just some really hairy human guy
      And maybe an alligator on the fly

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  4. Oh yes, I've been gullible. Not too often though.

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    1. We all go there
      Once or twice to spare

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  5. Been gullible a time or two
    Not exactly fun at my zoo

    Betty

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    1. Not fun any time
      oh well, we at least learn it's not sublime

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  6. The world is flat, LBJ the CIA and the mob killed JFK all at the same time, 9/11 was an inside job by both Bush and Obama, run the lizard people are everywhere!

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    1. No alligator in the sewer though?
      Damn, and I though they would glow

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  7. Would you like the London Bridge? Americans were so gullible for that one.

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    1. Just bought it in
      As it went for a spin

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  8. What about the old saying: If you step on a crack, you break your mother's back? Poor Mom.

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    1. So many cracks
      Mom's must have pretty achy backs

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  9. Haha! I've been gullible with magicians. But with real things, like the news, I am highly skeptical. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!

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    1. Skeptical is the way to be
      When the news is in front of thee

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  10. Who is worse? The gullible person or the liar?

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    1. All which perspective you take
      Both can sure be worse if you make

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  11. So wait. The earth isn't flat???

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    1. It is oval and square like
      Hard to ride a bike

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  12. if it is on the internet it must be true, or if it's on this blog. Heck yeah, I believe it

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    1. Sooo sooo true
      It's right there to view

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  13. There are a bunch of humans down this way who will buy anything, especially if they think it's a deal!

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    1. Guess we know where to go
      To up our dough

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  14. I used to get a kick out of telling people that the word "gullible" wasn't in the dictionary. Some immediately got the joke, but most looked at me, puzzled, and said "Really?" *sigh*

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    1. haha that is a good one indeed
      Poor people must have felt rather dumb at their feed

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  15. I'm a sucker. I'm naive
    Gullible's my middle name
    Just kidding. It's Steve.
    Didn't fall for that?
    You're not gullible, Pat.
    Nor is the cat.

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  16. Gullible humans swallow up so much baloney/especially when it's someone offering money! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. When money is involved
      Sure show how they are not evolved

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  17. Guillible Much? Just A Touch!
    Hustlers would get a big laugh
    To get a relief
    Not to believe
    Those around with big bluffs

    Hank

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    1. Not to believe is the way
      To a far better day

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  18. There is a 666 in my account number for my mortgage. I always thought Ocwen was evil and this just proves it.

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    1. haha mortgage people are out to get you
      Now you know at your zoo

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  19. orlin N cassie....bee leeve nothin ewe see on tee vee...if ewe want de trooth, de hole trooth N plane fax...itz all on de internetz ~~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

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    1. All there for you to see
      Even lies for truth for thee

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  20. I especially loved the black cat analogy:)

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    1. Gotta love that
      Had to be used by the cat

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  21. Nah...don't believe everything you read or hear ~

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  22. Yep we all fall for some stuff at some point
    Gullible folks we are
    A mirage from afar

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  23. I believe everything you say
    For a minute or for a day
    It's the truth if you say it's so
    Do re me and do do do

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  24. There's not a picture you can trust with the tech available today. But people will believe.

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    1. Yep, if the see believe they will
      For it must fit the bill

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  25. There were times when I was gullible long long ago. But after learning Santa isn’t real, you begin to face the reality :-)

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    1. haha yep, that ruins all
      At each and every hall

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  26. I hate to admit it, but I have been gullible a time or two

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    1. Everyone has a time or two
      Unless one lives under a rock at their zoo

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  27. I have a niece that is so gullible. I want to buy some of those fake lottery tickets to give her this year to get a good laugh.

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    1. haha that would be funny to do
      Hopefully she'll forgive you

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  28. I used to be gullible but now I'm not.
    Great verse.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Learn as we go
      Toss the gullible out the window

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  29. Poor black pussy cat
    Always gets the bad end of this or that.
    What is with these men who search for Sasquatch
    I’ve seen the ads and wonder what else do people watch

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    1. haha who know what it is with those guys
      Maybe they have hair in their eyes

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