Tuesday, April 17, 2018

A Feline Crusade With No Trade!

The cat is always keeping an eye on the door, except for maybe when I go out to explore. But then it stays shut. They aren't getting into the stuff of my little rhyming butt.


The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

11-5=6=F


The scene of the crime.
6:27 pm Atlantic time. 
Cassie had distracted me.
Supposedly having fun was she.


She was doing this.
It gave her bliss.
 She kept it up.
That caused the hiccup.


That and her look.
 Distracted me at my nook.
She told me not to mess with her.
So I had to go ruffle her fur.


I would have at least.
 But then came the beast.
A furry mass.
Far more than my rhyming ass.


Cassie saw it to.
Was it her plan to do?
I still think so.
I'll let you be the judge though.


In he came.
 Starting this game.
What? I look tame.
Pffft that's not in my name.


See? The death glare.
He gets it for invading my lair.
 I'll make him pay.
He better not try to stay.


What was that?
Damn stupid Pat.
 Said I couldn't attack.
Bah, more to the pack.


Got it widdled down to two.
They still try to invade my zoo.
Pat let's me whack them back.
 Or I would, but they run before I can attack.


Hmph, stupid invaders.
 Need to sell them on auto traders.
Don't look at me that way.
When Pat's not looking I'll be sure you don't stay.

Did you guess F was for feline? Do you think Cassie distracted me so this plan could align? I knew you'd agree with me. I'll have to whack her one at our sea. But then she whacks back. I like it better when they run from my attack. No one is getting my hidey hole. At least I can keep that goal. So don't let invaders step on your grass. Trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

37 comments:

  1. Great verse Pat, had me guessing but cats can be distracting.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Cats abound
      As they fill the ground

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  2. Distracting felines take their craft seriously!

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  3. Wish kitties reside at my bay
    I’d enjoy their distractions every day
    Even though with my yarn they’d play

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    1. And maybe eat
      Some may find it a treat

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  4. Frisking Felines
    Fearful Felines
    Funny Felines

    I think the distraction was a ploy
    Keeping intruders from your toys

    Always enjoy the photos:)

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    1. That it may be
      So many ploys against little old me

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  5. I have a dog who thinks all the other pets should be banished. Such jealous little critters!

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    1. haha the cat sure thinks that too
      They can be jealous through and through

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  6. Felines love to play
    Some love being on display
    All love to sleep
    They don’t say beep.
    When another comes into view
    They get the stink eye, right on cue.
    They all look happy though
    So we just go with the flow.

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    1. Stink eye is sure a given
      But good when all remain livin'

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  7. Heh. Sounds like you're cat sitting.

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    1. Sitting and watching away
      As the crew comes to play

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  9. A Feline Crusade with No Trade
    A death glare nothing to be said
    Unwelcomed intruders
    For one that bothers
    Better not attempt or you're dead

    Hank

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    1. That you may be
      Dead as a doornail for all to see

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  10. You might have to whack Cassie instead.

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    1. She could sit on the cat
      He doesn't like that lol

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  11. Good for Cassie not taking no crap.
    You might deserve a little whack back.

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    1. Then comes the hiss hiss
      Even when they miss

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  12. orlin N cassie....wavez ta yur cuzin !!!!! anda grate day two ewe dood; hope yur havin an awesum time at patz place !!☺☺♥♥

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    1. One cousin we waved at a bit
      With a hiss, whack, spit lol

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  13. Sometimes they just seem to multiply, don't they?

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  14. Am I seeing double?/Is the feline in some kind of trouble? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Or making it
      He tends to cause shit

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  15. Some intruders need a good whack
    Keep up the watch Orlin, and the attack!

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    1. That he will
      Whacking all fits the bill

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  16. Those pictures are great, your cats are gorgeous.

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    1. They sure act like they are
      As they run near and far

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