Thursday, November 22, 2018

A Complex Post At Our Coast!

I'm not sure you will understand anything today. It is going to be sooooo out there at play. I can't even understand it myself. I may have to call on a Santa elf. I may need the whole batch. Maybe they can mix and match.

So many to do,
So little time.
That sure is true.
Oh look, a mime.

It is so scary.
It is so hairy.
A mime complex is born.
I watched it while eating corn.

A corn complex.
It came out with sex.
A sex complex.
It made a muscle flex.

A Superman complex.
Look at them pecs.
A superiority complex.
Like better than latex?

A glove complex.
Can't have those objects.
An objection complex.
Blame that on an ex.

A Judge Judy complex.
Who knows the subjects.
Just practice safe sex.
A safety complex.

A practicing complex too.
Two complexes came due.
Two from one.
A numbers complex, run!

A walking complex.
Can't climb that triplex.
A hilly complex.
Can I get those specs?

A instruction complex.
They could bring a hex.
A witch complex.
They sure can convex.

Oh, look a shoe.
A Cinderella complex for you.
Or would that be for me?
So complexing for thee.

Are you complexed now? Do you have a complexion somehow? Is it good or bad? Did the cat mix it up a tad? Did I give you a grammar complex? I guess that is better than one concerning sex. Get snip snip and that too goes away. I cured a complex at my bay. Would that give me a superiority complex now? I think I have one with each meow. Pat does tend to whatever need comes to pass, so it may fit my oh so complex little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

25 comments:

  1. I might be more purrplexed than complexed!

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  2. brian wins with his comment...purrfect

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  3. I understood this just perfectly fine
    not complexed here at all
    and going to enjoy this great Thanksgiving day
    and the rest of the fall

    betty

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  4. A Complex Post At Our Coast!
    Not to be given an overdose
    Complex issues
    In others' shoes
    Meant to stifle all the boasts

    Hank

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  5. A complex? Who me?
    Get the list and you will see
    how long it will be.
    I won't dwell on my list from A to Z
    in my mind, I am flying free.

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  6. A sex complex?
    I've seen that before.
    It's no less a distress
    as it is one lame bore.

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  7. The reading gave me a complex! Hope you are not having a winter complex.

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    1. Oh, it's starting here
      Ugg says my rhyming rear

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  8. Some days I think that it would be so much easier to have a Cinderella complex. Just give me a Prince Charming to take care of me. Just kidding!

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    1. haha well it would be easy indeed
      All the money in the world takes seed

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  9. My head is all twisted around today
    Trying to discern your complex way

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  10. No complexes going on here, but my daughter is obsessed with her complexion. Well, the eyebrow portion. Who knew those would be the thing so many girls focus on these days?

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    1. Eyebrows you say?
      I guess in one perfect spot she wants them to stay

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  11. I have a money complex....
    And a Scooby complex
    And a Bora complex
    And a spelling complex
    And.... and..... what not?
    But I don't like politicians, so it's all good.

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    1. There you go
      No politicians nuts and no dough

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